Feb 04

too sweet to die: What's Happening to My Body*

irunfrombears:

When I was 4, I explained in great detail to my cousins how people had sex and how babies were made. They weren’t allowed to talk to me for years.
I think it is safe to say that some people are just…prude. I mean, I turned out alright. Right? Right?!

I’ll never forget the delight I felt at age 10 when I was able to graphically describe the machinations of gay sex to all my friends. “And then…they put it each others’ BUTTS!”*

*And even THAT isn’t all that wild if you’ve already read letters in Penthouse Forum about sodomizing seagulls in Australia (and for years I thought my subconscious had fabricated that story but I’ve managed to find proof that it did exist and was, fortunately, a work of fiction).

According to my sister, when she was five and I was ten, I told her that the Bible (super-fundamentalist household, etc.) said that when women get married they have to put their fingers in their husbands’ butts every day. She worried about this for years, apparently.

Source: derasso